Its a Cats World...

Throughout my years I have owned many pets (3)parakeets all named Freddy an Anole Lizard a Iguana, Tarantula and even some Snakes I also had some crabs(No not the STD) A dog and just Recently I had a Rat.

I now live with my dad and his two cats Lucky and Lucy, I swear these cats are ruling the house. Lucky does not like when my door is closed and after a few minutes of him meowing at my bedroom door a few days a go I decided to open the door to let him in, Lucky Looks at me Meows and Walks away. Lucy is a little bit more timid and I guess she has not figured me out yet.

Cats are easy To take care of , They sleep all day and do not make much noise at all...Sometimes.

I Should also point out the fact that I am very much so allergic To cats.. Although I have been unaffected by them as of late, I am just waiting until my face swells up and my eyes puff up and my eyes water like the Niagara Falls..

12 year old boy Boobies!

Tonight I was trying to cheer up My older sister Megen up By showing her Chatroulette. She had never been on Chatroulette Before and did not know about all the Dicks on the site...Literally. It was So funny how so many people Were jerking off that I had to click next on, Fucking pigs were even clicking Next on me and her..That is until she faced the camera at her boobs..Nobody seemed to click next on her (I wonder why?) , The guy even gave her a thumbs up..Fucking pig.

My Other siblings even Joined in on the action. My brother is a bit chubby and has man Boobs So he put his man boobs in front of the camera and then panned the camera on to his face to see the reaction of the guys when they figured out that the boobs they were enjoying were those of my 12 year old brother..fucking pigs.

Here is a question.. There are so many men jerking off on chatroulette, So what happens when another man pops up also jerking off?

Show Me Your Peacock- Chatroulette

I know my brother in law may strangle my neck for saying this but that guy looks just like him, This guy made my day. He is damn Hot and I love that asian Woman.

Sleeping Beauty.

My Girlfriend fell asleep while we were talking on webcam, I just think she is addorable. She brightens my life everyday and I am so lucky to have her in my life. Everyday I am with her I am so happy, you are there when I need you the Most and you know just the right things to say when I am down. I love you. Now if only someone can cure MY Insomnia by just talking to me.

Sleep tight My love, Sincerly yours,

N

I'm the captain around here, buddy.

Here you will find the Ramblings of a douche Bag, Those feeling's of What-the-hell Moments written down and the Love life of a psycho path Rolled up in a very confusing burrito I call my life.

The Beginning...