The Cats are Stoned!

My dad just sprayed his cats toys with Liquid Catnip and his
cats got a little stoned off of it, his cat was hugging the catnip pillow.
Cats on drugs are fun to watch.

First day of my Life...

Tomorrow I am Going to attempt to get my arse back into some form of schooling, Be it an Online graduation plan or Some sort of GED Completion course. I just recently put a hold on trying to find full-time employment I just thought that I should think more about furthering my Career then Working a minimum wage Job for the rest of my life.

Today I actually went to he school and apparently I am supposed to apply online Only, Even though I travelled all this way, In my opinion They could have done it their. So I just waited for My girlfriend to get out of her Exams.

One Thing that has always terrified me is failing, I failed my drivers test three times and has on countless occasions pulled out of classes. I just feel like I am my own worst enemy some times, When I do not succeed at a certain task I totally rip my self apart for it, I hate my self for failures of my past and I only Blame my self for single handily screwing up my education, Even when There were other fractures that lead up to my initial Hiates from school I just feel that I could have been stronger. Another one of my faults is the fact that I have a very hard time making any decisions for my self, I think it might have derived from me not wanting to hurt someone due to a decision that i made..YEUP i am all messed up But I am changing my life around, Getting back to school and getting my licence are just a few that are on my list to do.

Heres to the first day of my life...

WATCH 'SALT' HERE.

Today I Watched movie's and ate Junk Food, What did you do Today?

Watch The Movie SALT right Here, Watched the entire Movie, So the video does Work.
The movie is actually pretty good.
Who Is Evelynne Salt?
This is a high quality Video and I would advise you to Enlarge the
video for maximum quality.

Parental Controls are Taking OVER!

I woke up This morning and hopped on my computer, I was Shocked, Confused to find out my own site has been Blocked By parental Controls. Many sites were also Blocked due to the annoyance that is Parental Controls like youtube for example, I also went to Sign Up for Online Schooling on VlN (Vancouver.Learning.Network) and To my Surprise that too had been Blocked, According To parental Controls VlN had "Adult content" and had to be Blocked..as you can Imagine, I was not very Impressed at all..

I was also Confused to find out My parental Controls had been off the whole time.

The only thing I was Alowed to Do was read an article about a German Porn star that had died undergoing a Boob Job, Now I thought "Parental Controls" Blocks Porn Related Things on the computer or at least I thought it Blocks Things you would not want a younger child to come across on the Internet...Not everything Else!

Well I will Leave you with a Screen Shot of Me and My Fine as Hell Girlfriend Chatting On web cam, Yes I am Wearing a billy Mask from the Movie "SAW". ENJOY!

You Are Fucking Perfect!

I Dedicate this song to My amazing Girlfriend, You are my best friend, My rock.I love you so much, Do not ever Think you are any thing less then fucking perfect. You have stayed by my side through the years even when times got a little rough for us. You are always their to talk to when I need someone to just listen. You are my friend when I have no Friends. You always put a smile on my face every time i look into your green eyes I am happy, happier then I have been in my whole life. I want you to know that I love you and I knew that day we first met that I never wanted to be with any one else in my life, You are my only, my everything.

I love laying in bed with you watching you play the Sims and watching Retro cartoons with you and I hope we will continue for years to come.

I hope one day you would do me the honors of marrying me... I love you.

When life hands you..Limes?

About An hour or so ago I was heading to the Grocery Store with my dad to pick up a few things (150 dollars worth, apparently)and as I was getting into My car I was not paying attention and slammed the car door right into my head.

Now I know your probably wondering.. How does some one slam their car door into their unsuspecting head?

Well I was not paying attention to what was happening for one and i I'm not all that bright to begin with also I am over six feet tall and to be honest i do not fit into small, compact places all that easy, especially not a small pick up truck, Whatever The reason for me slamming that door into my head, It sure did hurt...Allot.

I also picked up a Lime from the store, I have a very unhealthy addiction to Limes I can sit there and eat limes all day. Everyone thinks It is gross that I can eat one just like an apple. They are Good as hell.

This pic makes My mouth Water...

Imaginary Beat Down!

A little comic me and my girlriend worked on a while back, it represents us very well, She kicks my butt and I stand there taking it like man..

I Often Over think about things in my head to the point where I myself is tired of hearing me talk..

Its a Cats World...

Throughout my years I have owned many pets (3)parakeets all named Freddy an Anole Lizard a Iguana, Tarantula and even some Snakes I also had some crabs(No not the STD) A dog and just Recently I had a Rat.

I now live with my dad and his two cats Lucky and Lucy, I swear these cats are ruling the house. Lucky does not like when my door is closed and after a few minutes of him meowing at my bedroom door a few days a go I decided to open the door to let him in, Lucky Looks at me Meows and Walks away. Lucy is a little bit more timid and I guess she has not figured me out yet.

Cats are easy To take care of , They sleep all day and do not make much noise at all...Sometimes.

I Should also point out the fact that I am very much so allergic To cats.. Although I have been unaffected by them as of late, I am just waiting until my face swells up and my eyes puff up and my eyes water like the Niagara Falls..

12 year old boy Boobies!

Tonight I was trying to cheer up My older sister Megen up By showing her Chatroulette. She had never been on Chatroulette Before and did not know about all the Dicks on the site...Literally. It was So funny how so many people Were jerking off that I had to click next on, Fucking pigs were even clicking Next on me and her..That is until she faced the camera at her boobs..Nobody seemed to click next on her (I wonder why?) , The guy even gave her a thumbs up..Fucking pig.

My Other siblings even Joined in on the action. My brother is a bit chubby and has man Boobs So he put his man boobs in front of the camera and then panned the camera on to his face to see the reaction of the guys when they figured out that the boobs they were enjoying were those of my 12 year old brother..fucking pigs.

Here is a question.. There are so many men jerking off on chatroulette, So what happens when another man pops up also jerking off?

Show Me Your Peacock- Chatroulette

I know my brother in law may strangle my neck for saying this but that guy looks just like him, This guy made my day. He is damn Hot and I love that asian Woman.

Sleeping Beauty.

My Girlfriend fell asleep while we were talking on webcam, I just think she is addorable. She brightens my life everyday and I am so lucky to have her in my life. Everyday I am with her I am so happy, you are there when I need you the Most and you know just the right things to say when I am down. I love you. Now if only someone can cure MY Insomnia by just talking to me.

Sleep tight My love, Sincerly yours,

N

I'm the captain around here, buddy.

Here you will find the Ramblings of a douche Bag, Those feeling's of What-the-hell Moments written down and the Love life of a psycho path Rolled up in a very confusing burrito I call my life.

The Beginning...