Parental Controls are Taking OVER!

I woke up This morning and hopped on my computer, I was Shocked, Confused to find out my own site has been Blocked By parental Controls. Many sites were also Blocked due to the annoyance that is Parental Controls like youtube for example, I also went to Sign Up for Online Schooling on VlN (Vancouver.Learning.Network) and To my Surprise that too had been Blocked, According To parental Controls VlN had "Adult content" and had to be Blocked..as you can Imagine, I was not very Impressed at all..

I was also Confused to find out My parental Controls had been off the whole time.

The only thing I was Alowed to Do was read an article about a German Porn star that had died undergoing a Boob Job, Now I thought "Parental Controls" Blocks Porn Related Things on the computer or at least I thought it Blocks Things you would not want a younger child to come across on the Internet...Not everything Else!

Well I will Leave you with a Screen Shot of Me and My Fine as Hell Girlfriend Chatting On web cam, Yes I am Wearing a billy Mask from the Movie "SAW". ENJOY!

When life hands you..Limes?

About An hour or so ago I was heading to the Grocery Store with my dad to pick up a few things (150 dollars worth, apparently)and as I was getting into My car I was not paying attention and slammed the car door right into my head.

Now I know your probably wondering.. How does some one slam their car door into their unsuspecting head?

Well I was not paying attention to what was happening for one and i I'm not all that bright to begin with also I am over six feet tall and to be honest i do not fit into small, compact places all that easy, especially not a small pick up truck, Whatever The reason for me slamming that door into my head, It sure did hurt...Allot.

I also picked up a Lime from the store, I have a very unhealthy addiction to Limes I can sit there and eat limes all day. Everyone thinks It is gross that I can eat one just like an apple. They are Good as hell.

This pic makes My mouth Water...

Imaginary Beat Down!

A little comic me and my girlriend worked on a while back, it represents us very well, She kicks my butt and I stand there taking it like man..

I Often Over think about things in my head to the point where I myself is tired of hearing me talk..